Adam and Eve

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Adam and Eve

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:24 am

After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious.

"You're running around with another woman - admit it!" she demanded.

"What other woman?" Adam shot back. "You're the only one here".

That night, Adam was fast asleep when he was awoken by Eve poking him in the chest.

"What are you doing?"

Spoiler:
"Counting your ribs".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby Melisandre » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:26 pm

:lol:
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby dutchman » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:21 pm

:lol:
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