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Help me

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:22 am

"Doc" said the young man lying down on the couch "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream - I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes".

The psychiatrist nodded "And what do you do?"

"I push them away!"

"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"

The patient implored "Please
Spoiler:
break my arms!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Help me

Postby Melisandre » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:23 pm

:lol:
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