Lemon picker

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Lemon picker

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:31 am

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"


"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied.
Spoiler:
"I've been divorced three times."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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