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Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:36 am

When two armed robbers entered our house and held us up at gunpoint. My wife said "We're lucky, I managed to hide my jewellery in my mouth."

I said
Spoiler:
"if your mother had been here, we could have saved the TV set"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Robbers

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:57 am

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