De-stressing

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De-stressing

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:34 am

Needed to do something to de-stress myself !

So I decided to go horseback riding, something I have not done in a long, long time .

It was just so nice outside and I felt I wanted to do something a bit crazy! It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, but then we went a little faster and before I knew it we were going as fast as the damned horse could possibly go. I had no idea horses could go so fast!

I couldn't take the pace, lost my balance and as I fell caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. No matter how much I screamed and shouted, It wouldn't stop.

Thank goodness
Spoiler:
the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.

But then my wife had the nerve to take the rest of my twenty pence pieces off me so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant !
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: De-stressing

Postby Melisandre » Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:03 pm

:lol:
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