What sort of trial would you like?

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What sort of trial would you like?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:25 am

A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial.

"Jury trial," the defendant replied.

"Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge.

"Sure," replied the defendant,
Spoiler:
"That's where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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