Smaller bum?

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Smaller bum?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:55 am

"I wish I had a smaller bum" my wife grumbled. "Do you wish I had a smaller bum?"

I peered over the top of the paper. "No, not really" I told her.

"Aww, you're sweet" she gushed. "Is it because you love my bum the way it is?"

"No, not really" I replied.
Spoiler:
"It's because it'd look bl**dy ridiculous with legs that size attached to it".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Smaller bum?

Postby Melisandre » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:38 pm

:lol:
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