Insurance

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Insurance

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:54 am

An irate motorist went to his insurance company and demanded money because his car had been stolen.

"But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another".

The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business,
Spoiler:
you can just cancel the policy on my wife".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Insurance

Postby Melisandre » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:37 pm

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