Physical training

[rebbonk]

Our Army physical training program requires us to run two miles every other day in platoon formation. Being somewhat older than the other soldiers, I have trouble running faster than a ten-minute mile.

During a recent run, I was finding it difficult to complete the two miles without stopping, so I raised my hands high above my head to expand my diaphragm and gain my second wind.

Suddenly I heard a voice from behind me say "Forget it, sergeant,

Spoiler:

we don't take prisoners".

[Melisandre]