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African chap

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:03 am

An African bloke walked into my pub holding a bucket this afternoon.

He handed me the bucket and said: "can you fill this up with water please?"

I said: "Christ how many miles have you walked for this mate?"

He said: "None; you cheeky git.
Spoiler:
I'm the window cleaner."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: African chap

Postby Melisandre » Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:50 pm

:lol:
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Re: African chap

Postby dutchman » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:06 am

:lol:
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