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Time is not your friend (bit naughty)

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Time is not your friend (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:24 pm

I married my wife for her long legs and big tits.

Now she has
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long tits and big legs.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Time is not your friend (bit naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:20 pm

:lol:
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