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Selling a snake

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:16 am

I'm selling my pet python on eBay, some bloke just rang up and asked, "is it big?"

I said "it's massive", he said "how many feet?"

I said
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"none, it’s a snake".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Selling a snake

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:27 pm

:lol:
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