He said "My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the Milkman".
I asked "What? That fat ugly thing I see every morning outside your house?"
"Yes" he laughed, cheering up a bit.
I said
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Having an affair
by rebbonk » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:22 am
The guy from across the road was looking distraught, so I asked him what was up.
He said "My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the Milkman".
I asked "What? That fat ugly thing I see every morning outside your house?"
"Yes" he laughed, cheering up a bit.
I said
He said "My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the Milkman".
I asked "What? That fat ugly thing I see every morning outside your house?"
"Yes" he laughed, cheering up a bit.
I said
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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