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A policeman called

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 04, 2018 12:51 pm

A policeman knocked on my door and said "Mister Smith, I'm afraid your flatmate has been involved in a road accident".

Slightly baffled I said "There must be some mistake, officer. I live here in this house with my wife. I don't have a flatmate".

Spoiler:
"There was a steamroller involved, so YES, you do..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A policeman called

Postby Melisandre » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:14 pm

:lol:
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Re: A policeman called

Postby dutchman » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:35 am

:lol:
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