Patter of tiny feet

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Patter of tiny feet

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 24, 2018 12:29 pm

I lay in bed with the Wife earlier and said, "Luv, you know how you're always going on about the patter of tiny feet?"

"Oh my God!" She gasped excitedly, "You want us to try for a baby?"

"No" I said,
Spoiler:
"we've got mice in the loft."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Patter of tiny feet

Postby Melisandre » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:08 pm

:lol:
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Re: Patter of tiny feet

Postby dutchman » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:48 pm

:lol:
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