A few too many

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A few too many

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:56 am

I went to a very trendy nightclub last night.

The doorman said to me, "Sorry mate, you've had too many."

I said, "What, drinks?"

He said, "No,
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Re: A few too many

Postby Melisandre » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:51 pm

:lol:
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