Knowing another language

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Knowing another language

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:05 am

Two Americans were backpacking in Europe when a car pulled up next to them. The driver rolled down his window and asked in German "Where is the nearest petrol diner?"

The two Americans, not knowing a fraction of German, stared blankly at the driver. "Sorry, but we have no idea what you are saying".

The driver tried again in French and again was met with blank stares and shakes of the head from the two tourists. Getting frustrated, he tried again in Italian, in Spanish, each time receiving nothing but sheepish smiles from the two of them. Finally, he cursed under his breath and drove away angrily.

The first American asked his partner "Maybe we should learn a second language".

His partner shrugged and replied "Why?
Spoiler:
That dude knew four languages and it didn't help him one bit".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Knowing another language

Postby Melisandre » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:10 pm

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