An oldie...

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An oldie...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:56 am

Footballer to ref: if I called you flipping idiot, would you send me off?

Ref: of course I would.

Footballer: if I thought you were a flipping idiot, would you still send me off?

Ref: no - I can't send you off for what you're thinking.

Footballer: well ref, in that case,
Spoiler:
I think you're a flipping idiot!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: An oldie...

Postby Melisandre » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:50 pm

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