Church service

[rebbonk]

The Wednesday night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season.

During the service, our pastor asked who had bagged a deer.

No one raised a hand.

Puzzled, the pastor said "I don't get it. Last week many of you said you wouldn't be at church Sunday because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer".

One hunter said "Well, preacher, it worked. They're all safe".

[Melisandre]