Lottery win

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Lottery win

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:49 am

I was in the pub the other day celebrating winning £8 million quid when the ex-wife walks in demanding half ...

I said "no problem it’s the least I can do "

she said "Thank you. Thank you, omg, thank you"

I said "Calm down love
Spoiler:
what do you want FOSTERS or CARLING"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lottery win

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:45 am

:lol:
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