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Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:07 am

As we stood outside her front door, she kissed me and whispered, "Do you want to stay here tonight?"

"No," I replied, and went home.

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Why would I want to stand outside her front door all bl**dy night?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Staying

Postby Melisandre » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:02 pm

:lol:
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