Bessie

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Bessie

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:44 am

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says,
Spoiler:
"Close enough."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bessie

Postby Melisandre » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:45 pm

:lol:
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Re: Bessie

Postby dutchman » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:35 pm

:lol:
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