Playing darts

[rebbonk]

The other day I pinned a picture of my wife to the bull's eye of my dartboard and was trying to hit her in the face with a new set of top-flights I had just bought with our vacation money (what actually started the argument and hostility).

Anyway, I just couldn't get it 100% on target, and as I was throwing, she rang.

"What are you busy doing right now, jackass?" she asked.

So, I decided to give her the harsh truth "Oh, nothing really,

Spoiler:

just missing you..."

[Melisandre]