Turkish bath house

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Turkish bath house

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 02, 2018 10:22 am

I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses.

They shaved with a solid steel stone ground razor from below the neckline, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs and plucked all the hairs out of the arse crack, all finished off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub....

Honestly,
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the missus has never looked so good.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Turkish bath house

Postby Melisandre » Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:05 pm

:lol:
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