Kitchen fire

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Kitchen fire

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:42 am

I came home from work today to see my wife stood in the garden whilst firemen put out the flames in our kitchen.

I said to my wife, "Why didn't you ring me?"

"What could you have done?" she asked.

I replied, "Well, I could have
Spoiler:
gone to the pub and got something to eat there!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Kitchen fire

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:22 am

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