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Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:14 am

Mrs - How much do you love me?

Me - Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.

Mrs - but, its morning.

Me -
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Exactly.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Love

Postby Melisandre » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:15 pm

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Re: Love

Postby dutchman » Sat Aug 25, 2018 8:50 pm

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