Love

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Love

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:14 am

Mrs - How much do you love me?

Me - Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.

Mrs - but, its morning.

Me -
Spoiler:
Exactly.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Love

Postby Melisandre » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:15 pm

:yellow_grin:
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Re: Love

Postby dutchman » Sat Aug 25, 2018 8:50 pm

:hysterical:
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