Pregnancy test

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Pregnancy test

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:22 am

I was shopping at Tesco and asked one of those wandering assistants, "Excuse me, where can I find a pregnancy test?"

"No problem, mate," he said, "they're right beside the condoms."

"Listen," I said,
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"if I knew where the condoms were, I wouldn't be needing a pregnancy test."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pregnancy test

Postby Melisandre » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:40 am

:lol:
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