Back to my place...

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Back to my place...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:21 am

I got a bird back to my place last night.

The next morning she woke me up, holding up a picture.

"Is this your wife?" she frowned.

"Yes, it is," I replied. "She passed away."

"How sad," she sighed. "How did your sons take it?"

"I haven't told them yet," I replied.
Spoiler:
"They stayed at their Gran's last night."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Back to my place...

Postby Melisandre » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:46 pm

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Re: Back to my place...

Postby dutchman » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:28 pm

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