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Marriage guidance

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:43 am

Our marriage guidance counsellor asked my wife why she wants to leave me, she said “I’m sick of his stupid Star Wars jokes”

I said
Spoiler:
“may Divorce be with you”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Marriage guidance

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:16 pm

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