Boots (bit rude)

[rebbonk]

I went out shopping with the wife and she spotted a pair of boots.

She asked if she could have them?

I said, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive”.

Later on in bed I started trying my luck.

She turned to me and said, “I don’t think so mate.

Spoiler:

If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it”

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]