Cut your grass!

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Cut your grass!

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:29 am

A man received a phone call from the Council ordering him to cut his grass within 7 days or he would be evicted.

“That’s a bit harsh,” he protested, “it’s only up to the window sill. What busybody reported me?”
Spoiler:
“The family downstairs,” came the reply!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cut your grass!

Postby Melisandre » Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:02 pm

:lol:
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Re: Cut your grass!

Postby dutchman » Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:05 pm

:lol:
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