Pulled out of the ditch

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Pulled out of the ditch

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:47 am

A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help.

He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells "Pull, Nellie, pull!"

Buddy doesn't move.

"Pull, Buster, pull!"

Buddy doesn't budge.

"Pull, Coco, pull!"

Nothing.

Then the farmer says "Pull, Buddy, pull!" and the horse drags the car out of the ditch.

Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name.

"Buddy's blind" said the farmer.
Spoiler:
"And if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pulled out of the ditch

Postby Melisandre » Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:09 am

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Re: Pulled out of the ditch

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:12 pm

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