African miner

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African miner

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:03 am

South African miner has an accident down the gold mine and has to have his leg amputated.

"For :censored: sake," he asks his mate. "Who the hell is going to give the time of day to a one-legged gold digger"

His mate replies,
Spoiler:
"You could try Paul McCartney."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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