Boots!

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Boots!

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:19 am

A lady went into a bar and saw a man with his feet propped up on a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the man if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The man grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you"...?

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a £100. Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, miss I'm really flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before".....

She said, "Don't be flattered take the money and
Spoiler:
buy yourself some boots that fit"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Boots!

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:52 am

:lol:
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