Perfume

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Perfume

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:58 am

The sales assistant showed the man the store's most expensive perfume.

"This is called 'Perhaps'" said the sales assistant. "It's £285 a bottle".

"Listen" the man shot back "for £285 a bottle, I don't want something called 'Perhaps' I want something called...
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"You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You'll Get Some !!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Perfume

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:48 pm

:lol:
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