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Fighting them off

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:39 am

A carpet fitter fought off a couple of muggers, using just a small nail he found in his pocket.

As he explained later:

Spoiler:
"A tack is the best form of defence."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Fighting them off

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:03 am

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