Want a lift?

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Want a lift?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:58 am

I saw my midget neighbour on my way home today. "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home", I said.

"sod off ya cheeky git" he said

"very ungrateful" I thought as I
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zipped up my backpack and kept on walking.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Want a lift?

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:52 am

:lol:
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