The Barber

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The Barber

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:29 am

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

After the man received the full treatment -shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut- he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade " he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes".

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you".

"That wasn't my daddy " said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son,
Spoiler:
we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The Barber

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:32 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Barber

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:29 pm

:lol:
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