Yours or mine?

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Yours or mine?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:49 am

I was dancing with this fat bird in a nightclub at the end of the night.

When the lights came on, she stuck her hand down my trousers, grabbed my 'ahem' and purred: "Yours or mine?"

Spoiler:
That's mine." I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Yours or mine?

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:42 pm

:lol:
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