Dentures

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Dentures

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 28, 2018 10:24 am

A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go see Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures the next morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.

"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the testicles".

The first old guy was confused and asked "What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?"

Spoiler:
"It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dentures

Postby Melisandre » Mon May 28, 2018 12:17 pm

:lol:
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