Hit and run victim

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Hit and run victim

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 25, 2018 9:51 am

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.

"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop.

"The car hit you from behind " the officer said. "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"

Spoiler:
"I recognised her laugh!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Hit and run victim

Postby Melisandre » Fri May 25, 2018 10:03 am

:lol:
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