Heaven and Hell (bit naughty)

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Heaven and Hell (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 20, 2018 10:40 am

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in.

"Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.

Saint Pete was furious.

"If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! Now follow me, we're almost there".

After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but was convinced to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having absolutely no self-control jumps on him.

Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his butt off.

"Why is it so cold down here?" Pete asks.

Spoiler:
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!" the devil replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Heaven and Hell (bit naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 20, 2018 12:27 pm

:lol:
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