Awful smell

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Awful smell

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 17, 2018 11:02 am

A woman took her car to her mechanic.

She told him, "Every time I take my friends out in my car, there is this terrible smell. It never happens when I'm alone."

The mechanic was puzzled, so he said, "OK, let's go for a spin and see what the problem is."

Off they went. She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 60 MPH, swerved, hit the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman.

They returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now—there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?"

The mechanic replied, "Smell it? Lady,
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Re: Awful smell

Postby Melisandre » Thu May 17, 2018 6:11 pm

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