Serious question

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Serious question

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 14, 2018 10:15 am

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down their local bar, when one said to the other "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"

"Yeah, sure thing" replied his friend "fire away".

"Well" said the first guy "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"

"It's probably because of her speech impediment" replied the second guy.

"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!"

"Well" replied his friend "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she
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can't say 'NO'!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Serious question

Postby Melisandre » Mon May 14, 2018 2:20 pm

:lol:
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