Mothers!

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Mothers!

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:42 am

Telephone rings and Mother answers.......

Mother
Hello?

Daughter
Hi Mum. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?

Mother
You're going out?

Daughter
Yes.

Mother
With whom?

Daughter
With a friend.

Mother
I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.

Daughter
I didn't leave him. He left me!

Mother
You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.

Daughter
I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?

Mother
I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.

Daughter
There are lots of things that you did and I don't.

Mother
What are you hinting at?

Daughter
Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.

Mother
You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?

Daughter
My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!

Mother
So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?

Daughter
He's not a loser.

Mother
A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.

Daughter
I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?

Mother
Poor children with such a mother.

Daughter
Such a what?

Mother
With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.

Daughter
ENOUGH !!!

Mother
Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!

Daughter
Now you're worried about the loser?

Mother
Ah, so you admit he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.

Daughter
Goodbye, mother.

Mother
Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?

Daughter
I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!

Mother
Spoiler:
If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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