Swinging

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Swinging

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 07, 2018 10:56 am

My neighbour said to me today: "How come you have so many cars?"

"Well," I said, "the wife and I have been doing a lot of swinging recently."

"Oh right," he said sheepishly "do a lot of them stay over then?"

"No," I said "it's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat,
Spoiler:
the owner runs off".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Swinging

Postby Melisandre » Mon May 07, 2018 11:24 am

:lol:
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