Row ended badly

[rebbonk]

The wife and I had a blazing row then she stormed off, jumped in the car, sped away and ended up wrapping it round a lamppost and killing herself.

I was so upset I went to a medium as I wanted to apologise for my harsh words.

For half an hour we sat there in silence, watching the Ouija board.

All of a sudden the medium stands up and says "That'll be £50 please."

"But nothing’s happened!”I replied.

Spoiler:

"She's still not talking to you," said the medium!

[Melisandre]