Crime on the up

[rebbonk]

Crime round here is getting terrible, I woke up yesterday morning and someone had stolen

Spoiler:

the snow out of my garden.

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]

Somebody also broke in last night, hit me over the head and stole all my vodka because before I went to bed I had a full bottle of vodka but when I woke up this morning the bottle was empty and I had a terrible headache!