Plastic surgery

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Plastic surgery

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:04 am

Me and the wife were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier.

"Oo, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."

Spoiler:
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Plastic surgery

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:21 pm

:lol:
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Re: Plastic surgery

Postby dutchman » Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:27 pm

:lol:
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