Look after your car mister?

[rebbonk]

A Solicitor is visiting his client at the Pikey travellers site.

As he parks his Range Rover near a burnt out caravan a 10 year old boy approaches him, "Nice car Mister. I'll look after it for yuz - only ten poond!"

The Solicitor replies, "No need son, if you look on the back seat I've got two 10 stone Rottweilers in there."

The lad retorts,

Spoiler:

"Good at putting out fires are they?"

(That actually happened to a mate of mine visiting Liverpool on work business)

[Melisandre]

I can believe it . Typical.